Rattle your bottles in Rollocks' van.
A fly and flea flew into a flue,
said the fly to the flea 'what shall we do?'
'let us fly' said the flea
said the fly 'shall we flee'
so they flew through a flaw in the flue.
How much dew does a dewdrop drop
If dewdrops do drop dew?
They do drop, they do
As do dewdrops drop
If dewdrops do drop dew.
If Kantie can tie a tie and untie a tie,
why can't I tie a tie and untie a tie like Kantie can.
Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
But she as far surpasseth Sycorax,
As great'st does least.
Caliban describing Miranda's beauty in ""The Tempest"", by William Shakespeare
Bake big batches of brown blueberry bread.
She sits in her slip and sips Schlitz.
Which wristwatch is a Swiss wristwatch?
Whoever slit the sheets is a good sheet slitter.
Mummies make money.
Crush grapes, grapes crush, crush grapes.
An elephant was asphyxiated in the asphalt.
A black bloke's back brake-block broke.
This is a zither.
Fresh fried fish,
Fish fresh fried,
Fried fish fresh,
Fish fried fresh.
There was a minimum of cinnamon in the aluminum pan.
Really leery, rarely Larry.
Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
Her whole right hand really hurts.
difficult in Brazil
Come, come,
Stay calm, stay calm,
No need for alarm,
It only hums,
It doesn't harm.
Tie a knot, tie a knot.
Tie a tight, tight knot.
Tie a knot in the shape of a nought.
Red blood, green blood
I'm a sheet slitter.
I slit sheets.
I'm the sleekest sheet slitter
that ever slit sheets.
Round the rugged rock, the ragged rascal ran.
Busy buzzing bumble bees.
A lump of red leather, a red leather lump
Nat the bat swat at Matt the gnat.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
I shot the city sheriff.
A lady sees a pot-mender at work at his barrow in the street.
""Are you copper-bottoming them, my man?""
""No, I'm aluminiuming 'em, Mum""
I am not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant plucker's son
but I'll be plucking pheasants
When the pheasant plucker's gone.
Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
All day long she sits and shines,
all day long she shines and sits,
and sits and shines, and shines and sits,
and sits and shines, and shines and sits.
Suzie, Suzie, working in a shoeshine shop.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
All day long he fits and tucks,
all day long he tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits,
and fits and tucks, and tucks and fits.
Tommy, Tommy, toiling in a tailor's shop.
sung by Ian Mackintosh
Preshrunk silk shirts.
Craig Quinn's quick trip to Crabtree Creek.
Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
While we were walking, we were watching window washers wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
A bloke's bike back brake block broke.
Sweet sagacious Sally Sanders said she sure saw seven segregated seaplanes sailing swiftly southward Saturday.
Betty Botter bought some butter but she said the butter's bitter. If I put it in my batter it will make my batter bitter. So, she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter and she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter. So 'twas good that Betty Botter bought some better butter.
How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
Good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood, good blood, bad blood.
No nose knows like a gnome's nose knows.
by the Hofman family
Freshly fried fresh flesh
There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too.
There once was a man who had a sister, his name was Mr. Fister. Mr. Fister's sister sold sea shells by the sea shore. Mr. Fister didn't sell sea shells, he sold silk sheets. Mr. Fister told his sister that he sold six silk sheets to six shieks. The sister of Mr. Fister said I sold six shells to six shieks too!
Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore. But if Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore then where are the sea shells Sally sells?
She stood by Burgess's fish sauce shop welcoming him in.
Swan swam over the sea.
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again.
Well swum swan!
Sally is a sheet slitter, she slits sheets.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore;
The shells that she sells are sea shells I'm sure.
So if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,
I'm sure that the shells are sea shore shells.
Tie twine to three tree twigs.
You know New York.
You need New York.
You know you need unique New York.
What noise annoys an oyster most?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
She slits the sheet she sits on.
A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.
A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.
Red lolly, yellow lolly.
I am a mother pheasant plucker,
I pluck mother pheasants.
I am the best mother pheasant plucker,
that ever plucked a mother pheasant!
Mrs Hunt had a country cut front
in the front of her country cut pettycoat.
Knapsack strap.
John, where Molly had had ""had"", had had ""had had"". ""Had had "" had had the teachers approval
Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
Great gray goats
Whether the weather be fine
or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold
or whether the weather be hot.
We'll weather the weather
whether we like it or not.
Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city, ...
The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?
Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker
it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock
or some joker who is slicker
is going to trick you of your liquor
if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.
Clowns grow glowing crowns.
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?
Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers
Such skill as sewing shirts
Our shy young sister Suzie shows
Some soldiers send epistles
Say they'd rather sleep in thistles
Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.
Red leather, yellow leather, ...
Announcement at Victoria Station, London:
Two to two to Tooting too!
Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.
Rugged rubber baby buggy bumpers.
Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.
So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,
put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.
So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.
A box of biscuits,
a box of mixed biscuits,
and a biscuit mixer.
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?
What to do to die today at a minute or two to two. A terribly difficult thing to say and a harder thing to do. A dragon will come and beat his drum Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-too at a minute or two to two today. At a minute or two to two.
Who is the author?
If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
She sees seas slapping shores.
A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
by Ray Weisling
Greek grapes.
Mr. See owned a saw and Mr Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
There was a little witch which switched from Chichester to Ipswich.
A proper cup of coffee from a proper copper coffee pot.
Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb. Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, the succesful thistle-sifter, thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, see that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Shoe section, shoe section, shoe section, ...
A smart fella, a fella smart.
It takes a smart fella to say a fella smart.
She is a thistle-sifter. She has a sieve of unsifted thistles and a sieve of sifted thistles and the sieve of unsifted thistles she sifts into the sieve of sifted thistles because she is a thistle-sifter.